My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
Feminism isn’t about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It’s about changing the way the world perceives that strength.
|—||G.D Anderson (via narcissasmalfoy)|
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"